{"id":8299,"date":"2025-07-31T19:21:46","date_gmt":"2025-07-31T19:21:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksmag.com\/surrey\/?p=8299"},"modified":"2025-07-31T20:19:03","modified_gmt":"2025-07-31T20:19:03","slug":"best-of-the-web-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksmag.com\/surrey\/best-of-the-web-2\/","title":{"rendered":"BEST OF THE WEB"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">BEST \/ WORST DAD JOKES EVER!<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Everyone loves a Dad joke, these ones are the best of the worst jokes we discovered on the web. They are all cringeworthy but actually quite funny. Please submit any funny Dad jokes to our info<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">What do you call a bee who can\u2019t make up its mind?<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">A maybee.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">How do you organise an astronaut party?<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">You planet.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">What do you call a belt made of watches?<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">A waist of time.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Why can&#8217;t ants catch Covid?<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Because they have antibodies.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman went down a magical slide,<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">anything they asked for they would get.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">The Englishman said \u201cGold\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">The Scotsman said &#8221;Money&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">The Irishman said \u201cWeeeeeeeeeeeeeee\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Why did the spoon agree with the knife?<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Because it had a point.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Why don&#8217;t oysters donate to charity?<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Because they are shellfish.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">What do sprinters eat before a race?<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Nothing they fast.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">What does a clock do if it\u2019s hungry?<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">It goes back four seconds.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Knock Knock.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Who&#8217;s there?<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">I need ap<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">I need ap who?<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">(OR I need a Poo!)<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Laugh when they say it! (Haha)<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">What&#8217;s the action like in a circus?<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">In-tents.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">What do you call a boomerang that doesn\u2019t come back?<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">A stick.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">What do you call a man with the heart of a lion?<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">A lifetime ban from the zoo.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">What do you call a businessman with a briefcase in a tree?<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">A branch manager.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Why did coffee call the police?<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Because he was mugged.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">What do you do if you see a space man?<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Park in it man.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">The black tarmac said to\u00a0the red tarmac why are you so angry?<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Because I\u2019m a cyclepath.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">You\u2019re too young to smoke.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Why didn&#8217;t the skeleton go to the party?<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">He had nobody to go with.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Why did Adele cross the road?<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">To say hello from the other side.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BEST \/ WORST DAD JOKES EVER! 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