{"id":8065,"date":"2025-02-01T02:15:36","date_gmt":"2025-02-01T02:15:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksmag.com\/surrey\/?p=8065"},"modified":"2025-02-01T03:12:23","modified_gmt":"2025-02-01T03:12:23","slug":"kids-say-the-funniest-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksmag.com\/surrey\/kids-say-the-funniest-things\/","title":{"rendered":"KIDS SAY THE FUNNIEST THINGS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">We posed this question to a group of 4 to 8-year-olds\u2026&#8217;What does love mean?&#8217; The answers they got were deeper and more profound than anyone could have ever imagined!<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">See what you think:<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">&#8216;When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn&#8217;t bend over and paint her toenails anymore.. so my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That&#8217;s love.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Rebecca &#8211; age 8<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">&#8216;When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Billy &#8211; age 4<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">&#8216;Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Karl &#8211; age 5<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">&#8216;Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your french fries without making them give you any of theirs.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Chrissy &#8211; age 6<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">&#8216;Love is what makes you smile when you&#8217;re tired.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Terri &#8211; age 4<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">&#8216;Love is when my mummy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Danny &#8211; age 8<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">&#8216;Love is what&#8217;s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and just listen.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Bobby &#8211; age 7 (Wow!)<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">&#8216;If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Nikka &#8211; age 6 (we need a few million more Nikka&#8217;s on this planet)<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">&#8216;Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Noelle &#8211; age 7<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">&#8216;Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">friends even after they know each other so well.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Tommy &#8211; age 6<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">&#8216;During my piano recital, I was on stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn&#8217;t scared anymore.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Cindy &#8211; age 8<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">&#8216;My mummy loves me more than anybody. You don&#8217;t see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Clare &#8211; age 6<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">&#8216;Love is when Mummy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Elaine &#8211; age 5<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">&#8216;Love is when Mummy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Chris &#8211; age 7<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">&#8216;Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">alone all day.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Mary Ann &#8211; age 4<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">&#8216;I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Lauren &#8211; age 8<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">&#8216;When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.&#8217; (what an image)<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Karen &#8211; age 7<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">&#8216;Love is when Mummy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn&#8217;t think it&#8217;s gross..&#8217;<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Mark &#8211; age 6<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">&#8216;You really shouldn&#8217;t say &#8216;I love you&#8217; unless you mean it.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Jessica &#8211; age 8<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">And the final one:<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">The stand out one for us, however, was a four year old boy called Luca whose next door neighbour was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman&#8217;s yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there. When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbour, the little boy said, \u201cNothing, I just helped him cry.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We posed this question to a group of 4 to 8-year-olds\u2026&#8217;What does love mean?&#8217; The answers they got were deeper and more profound than anyone could have ever imagined! 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