{"id":6162,"date":"2021-04-14T07:09:26","date_gmt":"2021-04-14T05:09:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rocksmag.com\/brighton\/prince-philips-all-time-greatest-gaffes"},"modified":"2021-04-14T07:09:26","modified_gmt":"2021-04-14T05:09:26","slug":"prince-philips-all-time-greatest-gaffes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rocksmag.com\/brighton\/prince-philips-all-time-greatest-gaffes\/","title":{"rendered":"PRINCE PHILIP&#8217;S ALL TIME GREATEST GAFFES"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Prince Philip is revered for being the Queen\u2019s loyal husband and longest serving consort but the British Public will always remember him for putting his foot in it!<\/p>\n<p>Check out these top 40 outrageous quotes from his more embarrassing Royal Visits:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>\u201cBritish women can\u2019t cook\u201d \u2013 in Britain in 1966.<\/li>\n<li>\u201cDo you still throw spears at each other?\u201d \u2013 in Australia in 2002, talking to a successful Aboriginal entrepreneur.<\/li>\n<li>\u201cWhat do you gargle with \u2013 pebbles?\u201d \u2013 speaking about singer Tom Jones\u2019 famous \u2018gravelly\u2019 voice after the 1969 Royal Variety Performance.<\/li>\n<li>\u201cI declare this thing open, whatever it is\u201d \u2013 on a visit to Canada in 1969.<\/li>\n<li>\u201cEverybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed\u201d &#8211; during the 1981 recession.<\/li>\n<li>\u201cIf it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it\u201d \u2013 at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund meeting.<\/li>\n<li>\u201cYak, yak, yak; come on, get a move on\u201d \u2013 shouted from the deck of the Royal Yacht Britannia in Belize in 1994 to the Queen, who was chatting to her hosts.<\/li>\n<li>\u201cWe didn\u2019t have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun, asking \u2018Are you all right? Are you sure you don\u2019t have a ghastly problem?\u2019 You just got on with it\u201d \u2013 about the Second World War, commenting on modern stress counselling for servicemen in 1995.<\/li>\n<li>\u201cHow do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?\u201d \u2013 to a driving instructor in Oban, Scotland, in 1955.<\/li>\n<li>\u201cAren\u2019t most of you descended from pirates?\u201d \u2013 to a wealthy islander in the Cayman Islands in 1994.<\/li>\n<li>\u201cYou managed not to get eaten, then?\u201d \u2013 said in 1998 to a student who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea that tribes there were still cannibals.<\/li>\n<li>\u201cBloody silly fool!\u201d \u2013 talking to a Cambridge University car park attendant who did not recognise him.<\/li>\n<li>\u201cDeaf? 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