Because of a slow celebrity news month we unfortunately have to bring you this blooper. Arnold Schwarzenegger, 71, proceeded to get completely wasted at Oktoberfest for his son Patrick’s 25th birthday and cracks the corker “Ale be back” to one of the barmaids. Obviously in a poor reference to his ‘Terminator’ days the girl passed him his beer completely straight faced. His girlfriend, Heather, 44 also looked less than impressed as did pal Boris Becker as the festivities got underway and Arnie unleashed this gem, or should that be pebble.